The Punk Nation of Liberal Segregatons is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ballo with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 6.627 billion Liberal Segregatonsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulipolis. The average income tax rate is 46.7%.

The strong Liberal Segregatonsian economy, worth 457 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,094 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glassy-eyed Liberal Segregatonsian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Liberal Segregatons's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Liberal Segregatons is ranked 81,106^th in the world and 131^st in Nederland for Largest Populations, with 6.63 billion capita.